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"What do you mean the creation of the universe is irrelevant?! It's basic astrophysics! Don't you want to know how all of this possibly started, Sherlock?" "We live on a planet filled with molten rock and elements. That's all I need to know! Why should it matter if I know how the bloody sun was created?! It could be a giant baby's head for all I care!" "...Sherlock..." I sighed. "....You know...You could be a real idiot sometimes....I going out." "...Where are you going?" "None of your bloody business, Tinky Winky!" I slammed the door behind me. I went to a pub, far from Baker Street. I sat there at the counter, drinking a cup of coffee,